JoJo
Pensioner
Joined: 19 Feb 2007
Posts: 1187
Location: By the sea side Lincs
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 Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:08 pm Post subject: Tax |
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Tax his land, tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirt,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, tax his beers,
If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car, tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass
Tax all he has then let him know
That you won't be done til he has no dough.
When he screams, tax him some more,
Then tax him til he's really sore.
Then tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom ...'
When he's gone, do not relax,
It's time to apply inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Airport Noise Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Capital gains Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Unemployment Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Gun License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Insurance Tax
Alcohol Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Health Care Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax ;
Property Tax
Provincial Income Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Stamp Duty Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Local Surcharge Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
VAT
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
And I have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?
I hope this goes around Great Britain at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!
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