Sandie Seward
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£50 For the Homeless.Found these words of Wisdom on another site I frequent.
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both of her parents, liberals, were standing there, as I asked her, "If you
were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed.
"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until
you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the
lawn, pull weeds, rake my garden, and sweep my walks, and I'll pay you
£50. Then I can drive you over to the grocery store where homeless guys
hang out, and you can give them the £50 you earned to use toward food and a
new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the
eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the £50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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