Sandie Seward
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And now the End is Near! sung by Tony B'liar.With thanks to Littlejohn at the Daily Mail for this excellent little ditty about Bleeagh! that we'll all be singing in the bath tonight.
And now, the end
is near
So I'm away
To earn top dollar.
My friends, I'm getting
out
Before the Yard
Can feel my collar.
I've lived a lie for years
I've travelled First
I've taken freebies.
I've stayed
With my friend Cliff
And one of the
Bee Gees.
Regrets, I've none at all
Well, none that is
I'd like to mention.
I did what I had to do
And now I'm off
To count my pension.
Goodbye to Number 10
The Cabinet
And civil service
I leave
A Government
That's not fit for purpose.
Yes, there were times
When there was doubt
I often thought
I'd get found out.
But through my teeth
I lied and lied
I shed a tear
When Diana died.
And when I thought
That I'd been caught
I blamed Lord Levy.
I've won three in a
row,
I've spun,
I've told some stories.
And when
It all went wrong
I blamed it all on the
Tories.
To think they fell for
that
And all along
I was roared on.
And now,
It serves them right,
They're lumbered with
Gordon.
What have I achieved?
Why should I care?
I've got a house
In Connaught Square.
And now I'm free
To get very rich.
And that will please
The Wicked Witch.
My record sucks
But I'm making
serious bucks
In a straight kinda
guy way!
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