Sandie Seward
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Flog the Dead Donkey.Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?'
Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said,
'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00.'
The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government. 
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Ken R
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Chuck will go far !!
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Sandie Seward
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Yes, Ken, a man after my own heart!
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Ken R
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Saw a new "take" on your funny story Sandie and thought you might appreciate it !
Gordon and the donkey
A young man named Gordon bought a donkey from an old farmer for
£100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day, but when the
farmer drove up he said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the
donkey is on my truck, but unfortunately he's dead.'
Gordon replied, 'Well then, just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'I can't do that, because I've spent it already.'
Gordon said, 'OK then, well just unload the donkey anyway.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Gordon answered, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
To which the farmer exclaimed, 'Surely you can't raffle off a dead
donkey!'
But Gordon, with a wicked smile on his face said, 'Of course I can, I
just won't bother to tell anybody that he's dead.'
A month later the farmer met
up with Gordon and asked, 'What happened
with that dead donkey?'
Gordon said, 'I raffled him off, sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece
and made a huge, fat profit!!'
Totally amazed, the farmer asked, 'Didn't anyone complain that you had
stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?'
To which Gordon replied, 'The only guy who found out about the donkey
being dead was the raffle winner when he came to claim his prize. So I
gave him his £2 raffle ticket money back plus an extra £200, which as
you know is double the going rate for a donkey, so he thought I was
great guy!!'
Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer
and then Prime Minister - and no matter how many times he lied, or how
much money he stole from the British voters, as long as he gave them
back some of the stolen money, most of them, unfortunately, still
thought he was a great guy.
The moral of this story is that, if you think Gordon is about to play
fair and do something for the everyday people of the country for once
in his miserable, lying life, think again my friend, because you'll be
better off flogging a dead donkey
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Sandie Seward
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Sounds about right, Ken. Much better than the original.
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