Sandie Seward
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Heavenly Clocks.A man died and went to heaven. As he
stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock
will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose
clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life."
"Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the
man.
"Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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