Sandie Seward
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How to get Rich!!!There's been an ad lately on this Forum that tells you how you can become a "Multi-Millionaire" by buying a copy of their book for just £20.
I have a much better idea. Why don't we all become inane BBC Presenters like Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, or, failing that, we could all take a leaf out of Tony Blairs' book, and become a stinking rich ex- Prime Minister who sells himself for after-dinner speeches and hires himself out as a "Consultant" for Financial Houses.
His obscene "earnings" since leaving Office are in the region of TWELVE MILLION POUNDS!!!!!!! 
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browneyes
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yes didnt Jonathon Ross and Russle Brand make fools of themselfs,and how silly of them to think they could be so rude about somone and get away with it,i think Jonathon will be back but i recon that russle is out of it now what a couple of fools
 lets hope they have learnd this lesson
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Sandie Seward
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You can listen to those phone calls on my latest Podcast, Jackie. (Should you want to, that is), mind you, wouldn't blame you or anyone else for not wanting to listen, to the crude, offensive, and utterly childish remarks made to a lovely old Gentleman like Andrew Sachs.
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Ken R
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It would seem that not only does Mr Ross have trouble pronouncing his "R"s, he also has trouble when he talks through it as well !
As for the inimitable Mr Brand, he looks like a cotton bud someone has used to clean hair out of a plughole with !
The pair of them should be nailed to the Naughty Step with an electric nail gun ! 
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Sandie Seward
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"As for the inimitable Mr Brand, he looks like a cotton bud someone has used to clean hair out of a plughole with !"
Brilliant one-liner there, Ken. If I hadn't have already found a quote of the Month, this would be it!
Perhaps you should try for a Presenters job on the BBC.
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Ken R
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| Sandie Seward wrote: | "As for the inimitable Mr Brand, he looks like a cotton bud someone has used to clean hair out of a plughole with !"
Brilliant one-liner there, Ken. If I hadn't have already found a quote of the Month, this would be it!
Perhaps you should try for a Presenters job on the BBC.
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I'm not cut out for all the publicity Sandie !
Seriously, I did try it many years ago on a local forces station called Radio Cloubase 
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Sandie Seward
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I also did a stint on a Temporary Licensed Local Radio Station, Ken. The Director thought he would give me a hard time but putting my Show on at three a.m.
Before the month was out, my Programme was the most listened to and commented on, even above the Daytime Shows.
All the Factories used to tune in when working their Night Shifts, also, the Local Post Sorting Office.
And, because I had a free choice to play whatever music I liked, I was very popular. The Daytime Presenters had to stick with sponsored Playlists!
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