Sandie Seward
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Ryan's Bar.
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a
wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the
locals, so much so that when you buy four drinks he'll buy the next drink for you."
Well"", said the Englishman, "At my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you
your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhhhh, that's nothing lads", said the Irishman. "Back home in me own Dublin , there's
Ryan's Bar. - Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then
another; all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you
upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house".
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims. But he swears
every word is true.
"Well," said the Englishman
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not to me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman ."...but it did happen to me
sister!"   
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