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School answerphone messageHello you have reached the automated answering service for your school. In order to assist you, please listen to the following options:
To lie about why your child is absent....press 1
To make excuses for why your child has not done his homework....press 2
To complain about what we do.....press 3
To swear at staff members...press 4
To ask why you did not get inforamtion that was sent out to you in newsletters...press 5
If you want us to raise your child.....press 6
To request another teacher for the 3rd time this year....press 7
If you realise that this is the real world and your child must be accountable for His/Her own behaviour, classwork,homework, then hang up and have a nice day
If you want this message in another language then move to a Country that speaks it!
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