Sandie Seward
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The two arseholes.Paddy and Mick were at the morgue to identify Seamus's body that had been badly burnt after a fire.
Paddy goes first, he turns the body over and looks at Seamus's bum. 'That's not him' says Paddy
Mick goes next, he too turns the body over and looks at Seamus's bum. 'Your right Paddy' says Mick, 'that's not him'.
The slightly confused Doctor asks how they know its not Seamus.
'Because' says Paddy 'when we all used to go out, folk would say here comes Seamus with the two arseholes'. 
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