The M.P.'s poem........author unknown, but bloody brilliant!

Sandie Seward

I want a floating duck house,

I want to clear my moat

I need to mend my tennis court

That’s why I need your vote.

I have to build a portico
My swimming pool needs mending
My lovely plants need horse manure
And the Aga needs much tending

A chandelier is vital
Mock Tudor boards are great
My hanging baskets won awards
And I’ve earned a tax rebate.

I need a glitter toilet seat.
My piano so needs tuning
Maltesers help me stay awake
And my orchard must need pruning

I could have said the rules were wrong
And often thought I should,
But somehow it was easier
To profit all I could

The public really have to see
That the rules are there to test
And by defrauding taxpayers
We were just doing our best

The Speaker of the House has gone,
Our sacrificial beast,
But the public are still braying
For our corpses at the feast

What do the public want from us,
Those vote-wielding ingrates?
They really should be grateful
To be financing our estates.

The message is so very clear,
(we’re merely learning late)
That the British way of living well
Is to screw the bloody state.

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Maywalk · Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:37 pm Post subject:

I have had this come through today Sandie and its really great.
Describes the thieving gits exactly. Very Happy

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Sandie Seward · Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:36 pm Post subject:

It certainly does, Maisie, and whoever wrote it deserves a medal.

Laughing

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Ken R · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:02 am Post subject: